Department of Mild Disappointment

Annual Report for the Year 2025

We're a little disappointed, but we're working with it.

Our mission is to do the bare minimum, and we're proud to say we've met that standard.

Key Accomplishments:

• We managed not to set the copier on fire for the entire year.
• We only had to replace the carpet in the break room twice.
• We didn't lose anyone to boredom in the first quarter.

Our team's motto: "Mild Disappointment: Because You Can Always Do Better."

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